u no i’m hi when i am on tumblr & mi shit aint funni 2mrrw
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jzul:
i will literally never get sick of this omfg
my friend and i were literally reciting this in school omg
Where have you been all my life?
REMEMBER SHITHEAD
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if i was your boyfriend i’d never let you go
I can take you places you ain’t never been before
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A comparison
Legit mind blown.
Gaga decided to wear a green screen so i photoshoped pictures of gay porn, katy & britney onto it.
omg
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Look who has a sister..
…
So I’m not the only one who thinks that she’s way cooler than him, right?
Because yeah he’s running a marathon and it’s sweaty and intense and shit but she’s running an obstacle course WITH FIRE IN IT and she’s just like, “I don’t give a fuck. Fire? That’s adorable, you think FIRE can stop me, haha, that’s cute.”
Is she wearing a tiny, orange sombrero?
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there are animals called dikdiks
pronounced.. dick-dicks?
no pronounced xylophone
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me
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- mom: are you on drugs?
- me: 私は今の薬です
