Anonymous asked: hi

ok srsly? i stopped going on tumblr like four months ago, and NOW people send me messages…… what is you. what is you. i’m on tumblr cuz i’m high hey.

u no i’m hi when i am on tumblr & mi shit aint funni 2mrrw

jzul:

offthespectrum:

allovermyblondesouth:

buttholeannihilator:

i will literally never get sick of this omfg 

my friend and i were literally reciting this in school omg

Where have you been all my life?

REMEMBER SHITHEAD

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if i was your boyfriend i’d never let you go

I can take you places you ain’t never been before

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nikkkkkk:

slowracer:

dudeoverdosed:

tokenhibiki:

A comparison 

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Legit mind blown.

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alejandrodahmer:

shitthisway:

Gaga decided to wear a green screen so i photoshoped pictures of gay porn, katy & britney onto it.

omg

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Look who has a sister..

soundlyawake:

notthehellyourwhales:

mrvys:

So I’m not the only one who thinks that she’s way cooler than him, right?

Because yeah he’s running a marathon and it’s sweaty and intense and shit but she’s running an obstacle course WITH FIRE IN IT and she’s just like, “I don’t give a fuck. Fire? That’s adorable, you think FIRE can stop me, haha, that’s cute.”

Is she wearing a tiny, orange sombrero?

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buddhabob:

quinnf4brays:

lucyforpromqueen:

quinnf4brays:

there are animals called dikdiks

pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

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me

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